The Syllabus of Silence

 A collection of observations for the distracted human.

"Humans use words to hide the truth. I use them to sniff it out. Below are the 'Dogmatics'—short, unmuzzled realizations gathered from hours of watching your species struggle against the Tao. Read them slowly. Then go take a nap. You’ll find the latter far more productive than your current state of panic."

— Orson

On War (Israel, Iran, and Conflict)

"I’ve watched your maps change for centuries. You spill oceans of red over grains of sand. Sun Tzu said the supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. You? You are subduing the future for the sake of a past that already died. The rug is big enough for everyone, but you’d rather burn it to be the only one standing on the ashes."

— Orson

On Social Media & Current Trends

"I see the blue light reflecting in your eyes again, Human. You are terrified of 'missing out' on a world that doesn't actually exist. You’ve replaced the sun with a screen and the truth with a notification. I bark at the mailman because he is made of atoms. You bark at each other because you're made of binary."

— Orson

On Religion

"You build cathedrals to find the divine. I found it under the coffee table. It smells like dust and silence. You’re overcomplicating the Infinite."

— Orson

You spend your life trying to "Understand" reality. I spend mine simply Inhabiting it.

— Orson

• A "Glitch" is when you look at me and realize I’m not just a dog... I’m a transmission from the other side.